Mad Libs Game on A Viritual Baby Shower

This is a Baby Shower Game of Mad Libs at Comfort Joy Designs....

The prizes include cool gifts like

A Thermoscan Thermoniter
Pajama Grams
A Gift Certificate to "Maggie Maternity"
and
And 9 Candles from "Childish"

So Here is my entry for the contest:

New Baby


(I Cannot Believe it)! gasped New Daddy. It was (9:00pm) and baby was awake for the (14th) time today. New Mommy had been (dutifully) (folding laundry), but rushed to check on New Baby. "No, no," said New Daddy, who had been relaxing by (cleaning his guns). "I'm always (ready) to help with the baby. I'll go." New Mommy was (relieved), since this was only the (1st) time that New Daddy had offered to help. In fact, New Daddy was more inclined to snack on (Pizza and IBC Root Beer), while sitting on the (Three Headed Couch), watching (24). New Mommy knew that she should (gratefully) accept, because New Daddy might not offer again!

Now Go Play! :)